My toddler’s current obsession is Humpty Dumpty. I get asked to sing this about (what feels like) a hundred times a day. While I have resorted to recording my voice and playing it back on my phone I’ve also combined it with his other obsession at the moment. So here’s the original and revised Humpty Dumpty verses!
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
Sheriff Woody sat on the wall,
Sheriff Woody had a great fall
All the cowboys and all his men,
Couldn’t put Woody together again.
Ranger Buzz sat on the wall,
Ranger Buzz had a great fall
All Zurg’s Minions and all of his friends,
Couldn’t put Buzz together again.
Mr Potato sat on the wall,
Mr Potato had a great fall
Mrs. Potato and all the toys,
Couldn’t put the Potato together again.
OK the last one doesn’t work very well. I only added it because my 2 year old heard me singing the first 3 verses as I was typing them and insisted I do one with Mr. Potato!
Can you guess the film! 😉